The Creation of a Pussy

Seven wise men with knowledge so fine, 
created a pussy to their design. 
First was a butcher, 
with smart wit, 
using a knife, 
he gave it a slit, 
Second was a carpenter, 
strong and bold, 
with a hammer and chisel, 
he gave it a hole, 
Third was a tailor, 
tall and thin, 
by using red velvet, 
he lined it within, 
Fourth was a hunter, 
short and stout, 
with a piece of fox fur, 
he lined it without, 
Fifth was a fisherman, 
nasty as hell, 
threw in a fish and gave it a smell, 
Sixth was a preacher, 
whose name was McGee, 
he touched it and blessed it, 
and said it could pee, 
Last was a sailor, 
dirty little runt, 
he sucked it and fucked it, 
and called it a cunt.